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I truly feel the Oscars are in a time-warp. Seriously. Specifically, The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences. It’s as if the entire world…Facebook, iPhone, Apps, Twitter, iPad, Skype — and the billions of humans who use them and new technology to watch movies, find movies, rate movies, critique movies, rave about movies and make movies (among everything else in the universe) never happened. None of it exists.

This technology allows innovative producers to put together incredible shows, if they’re allowed to do it.

People asked me if I thought Seth Macfarlane would lead the Oscars out of the usual hum-drum show it’s become. I said, “No.” Here’s why.

I remember chatting with former Oscar hosts Jon Stewart and Chris Rock during their week leading up to the show.

While they didn’t come out and say it, I could tell that the weight of the Oscar mafia was bearing down on them. And I say mafia in only the kindest of terms.

You see, I had seen it before. These very talented individuals are asked, courted at times, to host the Academy Awards. Stewart and Rock are exceptional at what they do. They both do it in the comfortable, well-crafted environment of their world. The Oscar world is an entirely different world.

I could tell when I chatted with Jon Stewart that he was inside the Oscar machine. When creativity and new thoughts run up against “the way it’s always been.”  Chris Rock?  Same thing. I asked Chris on a Thursday before the Sunday show if he was able to be Chris Rock, if the Academy was reigning him in at all? He just shot me a look.

Year after year we start off with hope it will be different and hope gets put through the Academy meat grinder, circa 1978, and it comes out the other end as Oscar Sausage. This is 2013. There are complete gluten-free menus in restaurants these days. Geeeeez!. Now, don’t get me wrong, I LOVE the Oscars. I went to every one from 1999-to-2011. It’s like when you have a relative who you love but who can’t get out of his or her own way.

Pretty soon the Academy will have to get out of it’s own way before late one day an intervention suddenly appears. An intervention because the Academy has continued to ignore the inventions of the day, which will cost them the 20-30-year olds who are embracing the new technology and new ways of doing things, watching things and more.

If the Academy doesn’t embrace the young, who will watch when the 40-50-60 year olds are gone? Apple did a smart thing when it opened up it’s retail stores. Rather than have all the laptops and computers bolted to the counters like every other retail store, they had them all available to pick up and play. More importantly, they had those little computer stations for kids. Suddenly kids were using Macs. Then kids wanted Macs. Then the iPod came out. Kids wanted those. Then kids wanted music and went to iTunes. Then they grew up and went to iPads and iPhones. You get the picture.

What did Microsoft do during this time? Nothing to capture the youth market, the adult buyers of the future. My 19-year-old daughter doesn’t associate anything with Microsoft. She is Apple everything. She rarely watches tv. It’s all second screen, YouTube, etc.

My 8-year-old daughter will never use a PC. She’s Apple wired.

Here’s my point. The Academy is a poor-man’s Microsoft. Teens and those in their 20s are vaguely aware of the Oscars. How will it ever open up the live-show equivalent of the interactive Apple retail store?  Or will it be the pc equivalent of Dell? Once great, but quickly becoming marginal?

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SO,  here it is —the Ventu Ti. The world’s most expensive phone. Handmade from 184 parts by a single craftsman. The British luxury handset maker has put the best materials in the phone –as well it should– including crystal and titanium. Ventu swears the face of the phone will never scratch. How about shattering when I drop it for the 50th time?

Apparently the screen on the 3.7″ smartphone is brilliant and incredibly sharp.

Specs are below:

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SPECS: dual-core, 1.7 GHz SnapDragon S4 CPU, Android 4.0, 1GB RAM, 64GB storage memory and an 8-megapixel camera.

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It was only a matter of time before the iPad replaced the bulky, telephone-book sized playbooks the NFL teams were using to prepare for games.

I often wondered when watching a game and they’d cut to the quarterback on the sidelines chatting with his offensive coordinator, the oc would be showing the qb pictures that were printed out just moments before. Pictures of plays they had just run and what the defense was doing on those plays to stop them. Why not use an iPad? I know they can’t show video during a game, but the pics would be better, right?

Plus, while preparing for a game during the week, the staff could send all kinds of “video” of the plays the other teams run to the iPad for the player to review at night, in the morning…or even at lunch….as opposed to everyone needing to be in a team meeting to get the 411.
You’d still need the meeting for the game plan, but theoretically everyone would be seeing the stuff for the 5th/6th time.

Anyway, it’s a thought. Here’s your link.

Ravens Use iPads for Super Bowl Prep.

 

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It’s funny, but just like our computers which have so many more features than we will ever use, the phone in your hand is the same situation. My mom loves her MacBook. Apple has stuffed it with sooooo many things she can do. What does she do? Checks email and surfs the news sites of the world so she can get riled up about the “rapidly deteriorating state of the world…a world gone to ‘hell in a hand basket’, Tony. ” I have never understood why “going to hell IN a hand basket” would be any worse than just going to hell. Apparently it has to do with some sort of beheading….the head fell in the hand basket…clearly the man was going to hell and now, inexplicably, the vehicle was a hand basket. It was 1714. Maybe that explains it. 

But back to my mom and you. My mother occasionally downloads pictures…altho not without some sort of painful call to me…and that’s pretty much how she uses the MacBook. It’s like our brains, using 5% of total capacity. 

Well guess what kids? Many of us use just about the same 5% with our phones. Altho, I do feel by virtue of incessant proximity we are being forced/nudged into using our phones as a 24/7 attached-at-the-hip computer. I’d bet u dollars-to-donuts (where did THAT saying come from?) many of you use your phone as a “phone” less than you do for all the other trillion things it can do. 

One of my favorite apps, in this area of making my iPhone my iEverything, is TurboScan. Open the app, take a picture and boom! it’s a pdf. Also, I can then take that pdf and open it with my SoftSign app and, with my finger, sign my name, tap ‘send’ and boom!2, my signed document is off to its destination. Oh, and SoftSign saves the signed document as well so when that dip-shit bank loan officer loses your documents yet again, you can boom!3 that sob. Not that I’ve done that…I actually used my finger for something else in that instance.

So…with that in mind…here are a couple of cool suggestions for cool things you can do to make your life a little easier…plus one very obvious one for when you park in a parking garage and can’t figure out where the hell you parked. 

Hopefully, it’s not in a hand basket.

5 Ways to Be More Productive With Your Smartphone [VIDEO].

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Kariem McFarlin made off with Steve Jobs’ wallet, apparently with just one dollar in it. According to police, McFarlin also snatched up many of the things Steve Jobs and Apple created. 

Anyway, in ‘perfect justice’ — police, along with Apple and it’s technology, tracked down the idiot and found most of the pilfered stuff in the dip-sh!%$ apartment. Here’s the latest from Silicon Mercury News: 

http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_21310688/steve-jobs-home-burglarized-by-former-san-jose